世界杯的笑话段子都有哪些？

足球世界杯比赛打得正嗨，段子手也没有闲着，来看一波世界杯搞笑段子吧，为你的世界杯添加点色彩。最近越来越觉得中国确实强大了，像踢足球这么累的事，中国人都不怎么干，叫歪果仁踢给我们看。

我们喝着冰啤酒，啃着鸭脖，剥着小龙虾，看着那些外国人在场上玩命地为我们奔跑表演，俺做中国人的自豪感油然而生。阿根廷赛队出场的时候，他突然问了我一个这样的问题：“哥们你看，那阿根廷赛队的主教练看起来很牛掰的样子呦，他当教练之前也是球员嘛？”。我停顿了3秒钟后回答他：“应该不是吧？”之后，我就再也没和他一起看球赛了。

段子经典英语笑话

段子经典英语笑话

看一些英语笑话，既能让我们学到不少英语知识，也能让我们开心，一起来看看段子经典英语笑话吧!

段子经典英语笑话 If the boys stare at you, they have guts to suckyourteeth!

如果男生盯着你看， 他们就有胆亲你。

这是电视剧Full House里两个姐妹的对话， 这句话有三个地方很棒， 第一个是stare at you, 就是指盯着人家看的意思， have guts 就是说有胆子的.意思， (这是一个巧合， 中文英文说有胆子都是说有勇气的意思!) 而最后一个 suck your teeth 则是指接吻的意思， 很有趣， 但是像这种句子是小孩子说的， 难登大雅之堂。

接吻还有另外一个口语的用法： smooch 例如 I didn't smooch that girl last night。我昨晚没亲那个女孩。

段子经典英语笑话 Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?

A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.

A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.

A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!

段子经典英语笑话 The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young.

老猫

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

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