中国人与外国人的英语对话中的小笑话

有人学英语，“how”是“怎么”，“are”是“是”，“you”是“你”

于是将“how are you？”理解为“怎么是你？”；又因为“old”是“老”

于是将“how old are you？”理解为“怎么老是你？”

还有一则外国人之间的误会：

一个妇人请来装修公司为房子的地板翻新，她警告那些装修工人说： “你们要特别小心搬动这张餐桌，因为它是属于路易十四(法国皇帝)时代的古董 (It goes back to Louis the Fourteenth，可以解为： “在十四日，它会返回路易那里去。”)。”

其中一个工人听后点头同意，对她说： “你不要难过，如果我在星期五不付清余款的话，我家客厅全套家具，会在十六日返回西尔斯公司那里去。(my whole living room set goes back to Sears on the sixteenth)”

一个外国人来到一个中国人开的商店，说“gave me a pen”中国人听不懂，以为他要买盆，于是递给他一个，外国人发现错了，又说：“no”，中国人听了很生气，吼道“我这是好盆，不漏！”

一个外国人来到一个中国人开的商店，说“gave me a pen”中国人听不懂，以为他要买盆，于是递给他一个，外国人发现错了，又说：“no”，中国人听了很生气，吼道“我这是好

盆，不漏！”

人学英语，“how”是“怎么”，“are”是“是”，“you”是“你”

于是将“how are you？”理解为“怎么是你？”；又因为“old”是“老”

于是将“how old are you？”理解为“怎么老是你？”

人学英语，“how”是“怎么”，“are”是“是”，“you”是“你”

于是将“how are you？”理解为“怎么是你？”；又因为“old”是“老”

于是将“how old are you？”理解为“怎么老是你？”

谁能给我一些笑话（最好英语）中文也行

The Speeding Ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.

Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: You have a gun in there?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?

The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure, Officer.

Captain: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

He opens it, and sure enough, there's no gun.

Captain: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.

Driver: No problem.

The trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare tire.

Captain: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!

Best Way

Mary loved Tom, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. How can I stop Tom from spending so much money on me?She asked her mother.

Marry him!

Dating for Mother

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he.

One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, Are you single?

Why, yes, Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

So is my mom, she said. Would you like to meet her?

A New Drug 一种新药

Jack:I have invented a new drug which could kill lice effectively.

Tom:That's wonderful. How is it used?

Jack:When you catch a louse, just put a little of that drug on its mouth and it will die immediately.

英语笑话

1

a

little

boy

asked

his

father:

daddy,

how

much

does

it

cost

to

get

married?the

father

replied:

i

don

't

know

son.

i

'm

still

paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。

考官问考生:“如果你在美国目睹了一场交通事故，警察向你询问情况，你应该怎么说?”考生不慌不忙地说：“One car come to one car go ,two car peng peng(砰砰) ,one car die .”

从前有一个人长得像柠檬，他被酸死了。

从前有一个人长得像电话，他被打死了。

这里面有很多 英语 中文 双语笑话

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