1.A. Do you know how to spell pig? 你知道怎么拼写pig吗？

B.yes, it's p-i-g . 是的，是p-i-g。

A.no, it's p-u-g.It's u, no I .

B.no, it's I.

A.yes, it's u .

B.no, it's I

A. hey man, i say you, and you say i.

这个英语笑话 重点是在 中间的子母.其实这是个玩弄人的笑话 你叫他拼pig.然后说 it's U (you). 然后他一般性D人会说 it's I.这摆明说他就是猪吗.

2.Who Is the Laziest? 谁是最懒的人？

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

嗯，汤姆，我今天问你的老师了，现在我想问你晌毁吵个问题。你们班上谁是最懒的人啊？

Tom: I don't know, father.

我不知道，爸爸。

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

哦，你知道的。当其他女孩们男孩们做啊，写啊的时候，是谁只是坐在班里看其他人学习啊？

Tom: Our teacher, father. 是我们的老师，爸爸。

3.,Two birls 2只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

老师：这里有2只鸟，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀。现在谁能告诉我们哪个是哪个？

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

学生：我不能认出来，但是我知道答案。

Teacher: Please tell us.

老师：那请告诉我们。

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

学生：燕子在麻雀余喊的旁边，麻宴侍雀在燕子的旁边。

希望能帮到你啊！

有个人晚上做梦梦到他死了，结果早上起来他猜备发现他真的孙兆斗则磨死了·····

Have personal dream at night he died, up in the morning he found his results really dead.....

1.

Teacher:Why are you late for school every day ?

Student:Every time I come to the corner, a sign says,School-Go slow.

老师：为什么你每天上学都迟到？

学生：每当我经樱迹凯过学校的拐弯处，就看见一个牌子上写着“学校-慢行”。

2.

A little boy asked his father:Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

The father replied:I don't konw son. I'm still paying!

一个小男孩问他爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？

爸爸说：“我不知道，因为我仍然在付账！”

3.

Are we poisonous? the young snake asked his mother.

Yes, dear ,why do you ask?

Because I've just bitten my tongue!

“我们有毒吗？脊唤”一个年幼的蛇问妈妈。

“是的。你问这个干吗？”

“因为我州旁刚刚咬破我的舌头！”

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