Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
A君一天到晚埋头看报纸,于是他老婆就说:我真希望我是一份报纸,那样我就可以整天都被你捧在手上。A君答:我也想啊,那样我就可以每天都换一个老婆。
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