一、搞笑段子起床记

我愿意手拿帽子站在街角，请过路人把他们用不完的时间投在里面。 —— 贝伦森

二、英语小故事和英语小笑话

BUYING A HAT

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on! To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!

买帽子

一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁！但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说：我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看！

三、关于帽子的句子

提问时间: 2016年10月31日

最佳答案: 一顶绿榕鹅毛帽下俊眉修眼,顾盼神飞,云髻峨峨,见之忘俗。然后回眸之间,帽檐拨动流苏,皓齿内鲜,明眸善睐,那线条朗朗,神韵又颇似中世纪的火枪手。