我这有几个英语小笑话： 　
　　1.
　　Two Birds
　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
　　Teacher: Please tell us.
　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
　　两只鸟
　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
　　老师：请说说看。
　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
　　2.
　　The Fish Net
　　"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
　　"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
　　鱼网
　　"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。
　　"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
　　3.
　　The New Teacher
　　George comes from school on the first of September.
　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
　　that two and four were six too....."
　　新老师
　　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
　　"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。
　　"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"
　　4.
　　A physics Examination
　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates
　　were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then
　　hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
　　一次物理考试
　　在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。
　　这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？
　　尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。