一、有什么较长的英语笑话

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

完美儿子

A:我有一个很完美的儿子.

B:他抽烟吗?

A:不抽.

B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

A:不喝.

B:他会不会很晚回家?

A:不会.

B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?

A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.

You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?

She is the one who sells the candy.

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

二、求一长篇英文笑话

A wizard joke

What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?

He wakes up!

A wizard joke

What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?

Bruce!

A witch joke

Why do witches wear pointy black hats?

To keep their heads warm!

A wizard joke

What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?

Hello gore-juice!

A wizard joke

What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?

To the other side!

A wizard joke

What do wizards stop for on the motorway?

Witchhikers!

A wizard joke

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?

Tyrannosaurus hex!

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三、有没有长一些的英语笑话 能讲三分钟左右的···

THE ARAB IN THE DESERT

（沙漠里的阿拉伯人）

（旁白）：An Arab was walking along through the desert when he met two men.The men looked worried.The Arab went over to them.

（阿拉伯人）：Have you lost one of your camels [kæməl]?

（甲人）：Yes，he was.

（阿拉伯人）：Was he lame in the left foot and had he lost a tooth?

（乙人）：Yes.Please tell us where he is.

（阿拉伯人）：I don’t know.

（丙人）：Did someone tell you about him?

（阿拉伯人）：No.

（旁白）：The two men looked at each other in surprise. They came up close  to him,took hold of him ,and shouted

（甲、乙、丙人）：Catch the thief！

（旁白）：At last,the man took him before judges ['dʒʌdʒɪz] .

（法官一）：We’re judges ['dʒʌdʒɪz].

(法官二)：What’s up?

（阿拉伯人）：I’ve never seen thier camel[kæməl].This morning I saw tracks [træks]  of a lost camel.

（法官一）：En,What else?

（阿拉伯人）：He had lost a tooth,because he ate grass.

(法官二)：How clever person are you!I should learn from you.

（旁白）：Well,together the five men set out to look for the lost anmal.