?时候让外国人都来考汉语四级耶

呵呵~~还记得有一个笑话说阅读考文言文，听力放周董的歌，并且答题卡是每人给一个龟壳，在上面刻甲骨文~~~

中文笑话译成英文

One day, the teacher came into the classroom, the students toghter stand shout: teacher good morning! The teacher angrily say: call good morning? That I afternoon? Difficult way not good? So the students toghter shout again: teacher good afternoon! The teacher angrily say again: that I evening? The students toghter shout again: teacher evening all right! The teacher said: so just nods line, now return shout again! The students toghter shout: teacher good morning, good afternoon, evening all right! The teacher said: sit down! Today we are going to review the antonyms, we so practice, I say 1, you antonym.now beginning. Teacher: the weather of today is very good. Student: the weather of today is very bad. Teacher: with sunshine everywhere. Student: clouds around. Teacher: the road was wall-to-wall people. Student: the road was empty. Teacher: young. Student: old age. Teacher: stand up. Student: lying Teacher: there is a young men stand in the way. Student: a year old man lying in the road. Teacher: I pick up to a dollar money. Student: I threw a dollar money. Teacher: I pick up to a dollar money, to the teacher. Student: I threw a dollar money and steal a teacher. Teacher: mistake, can't say so! Student: correct, should so say! Teacher: mistake. Student: that's right. Teacher: this not line, this is illegal behavior! Student: this can, this is the legal behavior! Teacher: I said mistakes. Student: we said correct. Teacher: listen to a teacher, the teacher say is right!!! Student: listen to us, the teacher said is wrong! Teacher: you stupid. Student: we clever. Teacher: stop! Student: continue! Teacher: you stop now! Don't say! Student: we will now continue!! Teacher: you are these stupid pig, I say stop! Student: we are a genius, we say that continue! Teacher: you listen to a teacher! Student: the teacher listen to us! Teacher: the student all get to listen to a teacher! Student: the teacher all get to listen to a student! Teacher: now you stop practice! Student: now we continue to practice! Teacher: you endless _work_? Student: we never do things by halves of ah! Teacher: that you stop! Stupid pig! Student: that we should continue! Genius!

谷歌呗

太好笑了

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