《 格利佛游记 》,
除了马克吐温的作品还有契科夫,欧亨利之类作家的都还算是蛮不错的,比较著名的就是(仅仅是个人感觉)《羊脂球》《警察与赞美诗》《死魂灵》《卡夫卡作品集》《猎人笔记》等等……尤其是卡夫卡,你要是读讽刺小说就一定要读他的,虽然我说的这些在你看来不一定幽默,但是都是世界古典文学史上的洪篇巨作
滴汗,人家要的是讽刺的,你那里不全是咯 很出名的就是契诃夫的短片小说,几乎都是讽刺的,最出名的是变色龙,还有套中人 还有项链,伊索寓言,官场现形记,
1. Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins. After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, Congratulations, you got triplets. Man was like Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the 3 musketeers. Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says 2. Congratulations, you got twins x2. Man is happy and says, Ironic, I work for the hotel 4 Seasons. All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, What's wrong? I work for 7up! 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:恭喜,你得了双胞胎.男人说:多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理.过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:恭喜,你得了三胞胎.男人很喜欢:嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事.最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎.男人很开心地说:真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作.他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!”3. Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. Eight dollars, I answered. And for a shave? Five dollars. All right, he said, settling into the barber chair. Shave my head. 前些日子,有一男的来到我的理发店,问剪一个头要多少钱。 “八美元,”我告诉他。 “那,刮次胡子呢?” “五美元”。 “那行”,那男的边说边坐到了理发椅上,“来,给我刮刮头吧”。4. A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad,are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。儿子问:“爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?”父亲得意的答道:“当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”“因为,我刚把舌头咬破了!” 先提供四篇给你,加上上面的那么多,应该够了。谢谢
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