搞笑英文故事（短,易懂）

A little boy asked his mother Why are you crying?

一个男孩问他的妈妈：“ 你为什么要哭呢？”

Because I'm a woman, she told him.

妈妈说：“因为我是女人啊。”

I don't understand, he said.

男孩说：“我不懂。”

His mum just hugged him and said, And you never will.

他妈妈抱起他说：“你永远不会懂的。”

Later the little boy asked his father,Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?

后来小男孩就问他爸爸：“妈妈为什么毫无理由的哭呢？”

All women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say.

他爸爸只能说：“所有女人都这样。”

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

小男孩长大了，成为一个男人，但他仍就不懂女人为什么哭泣。

Finally he put in a call to God; and when God got on the phone, he asked,God, why do women cry so easily?

最后，他打电话给上帝；在上帝拿起电话时，他问道：“上帝，女人为什么那么容易哭泣呢？”

God said: When I made the woman, she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort.

上帝回答说：“当我创造女人时，就让她很特别。我使她的肩膀能挑起整个世界；同时却又柔情似水。”

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

“我让她的内心很坚强，能够承受分娩的痛苦，并能多次忍受来自自己孩子的拒绝。”

求几则好笑的英语笑话

Always Thirsty

I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me.

That's terrible! said the friend. Got any pain?

No, but I am always thirsty!

总感到口渴

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”

“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

A Useful Way

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

一个有效的方法

爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？

杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？

杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

A Present

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

Mom: No, Honey, what?

Kate: A nice teapot.

Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

凯特的礼物

凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？

妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？

凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。

妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill.

I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: I'm not dead. I'm still alive.

Be quiet, said the wife. the doctor knows better than you!

医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”

听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”

妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

Waste or Save?

Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?

Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

浪费还是节约

父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？

杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？

Why Is He Howling

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

他为什么喊

牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。

病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！

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