英语搞笑故事_常识

创始人

2024-10-11 22:33:29

Weather Prediction

An old Indian chief was famous for predicting what the weather would do.

A group of people went up to the chief and asked him, What will the weather be like tomorrow?

The chief replied, Much rain. Very wet.

The next day, it did rain and it was very wet.

Some more people went up to the chief and asked, What will the weather be like tomorrow?

Much snow. Very cold. Sure enough, it snowed and it was very cold.

The next day, people were so impressed with this, they asked him another time.

Chief, they asked, what will the weather do tomorrow? The chief replied, I dunno. Radio broken.

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