求短篇英语笑话

男: This seat empty?（这个座位是空的吧？）

女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】

男：Haven't I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）

女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）

女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】

男：Can I have your name?（我能知道你的名字吗？）

女：Why? Don't you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）

男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）【长的真丑】

男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）

女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

谁有英语笑话啊？

Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's.

What's the matter with you,asked the doctor.

I have been broken all!,said the fool .

Broken all,what's it mean?,the doctor was surprised.

Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:Ouch!There is something wrong with my head.after that,he pointed to his back and said :ouch,my back hurt.then,he touch his nose and said:ouch,my nose hurt……

The doctor thought a while and said :you have a bad finger

从前，有个傻瓜去看医生。那医生问他有什么病。那傻瓜说他全身伤了。那医生很疑惑。接着，那傻瓜用手指着头说：“很痛，我的头伤了。”接着，有指着背，鼻子，说它们都伤了。

那医生想了一会儿，说：“你的手指伤了。”

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟.