求一篇搞笑的初中英语话剧（有中文翻译）

Will power意志力

Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)-classmates

地点:Scene-

in the college dorm大学宿舍

Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.

Mike came back from a morning jogging.

M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?

D: I am playing war craft.

M: Where is Tommy?

D: Shi

!

M:What? What's the matter?

D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.

M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?

D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.

M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!

T:five more minutes, please.

Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.

T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)

M: Guys!

I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.

D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.

M: That's more like it. We need will power.

D and T: what is will power?

M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.

D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?

Mike: right.

T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?

M: right.

Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.

Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.

Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?

Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.

Mike: Noo

! Let's finish our work first before we do other things. We need Will Power!

Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need Will Power! We listen to you. Ok. Let's go!

The end

我查的

校园搞笑话剧剧本，大概有七八个人参加，急求啊，谢谢。

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