一、“今天我给大家讲一个小笑话”这句话用英语怎么说啊？

Today I will tell you a joke.

二、"英语笑话"用英语怎么说

English Jokes

三、接下来我给大家讲一个冷笑话用英语翻译，急！！！！！！！！！！！（好的加分）

There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.

My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower.

With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, baloney,baloney,baloney then shouts pastrami,pastrami,pastrami and then back to baloney,baloney,baloney

Finally, the girls sister says Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!

需要翻译给我发聊天

你要的是不是翻译那句话啊

接下来我给大家讲一个冷笑话用英语翻译

Next I to tell you a cold jokes with English translation