There is a wanderful old Italian joke...

about a poor man who goes to church everyday...

and prays before the statue of a great saint,begging:

dear saint,please,please,please...let me win the lottery.

Finally,the exasperated statue comes to life...

and looks down at the begging man and says:My dear son,

please,please,plaese buy a ticket！

中文：意大利有一个和好笑的老笑话，

说一个穷人每天都去教堂

在一个胜任的雕像面前祈祷：

“圣人啊，行行好 行行好，你就让我中彩票吧。”

被激怒的圣人最终忍不住显灵

向下看着祈祷的穷人说：

“我亲爱的孩子，那你也该买张彩票吧！”

希望可以帮到你！

有一天，我走在路上，在拥挤的大街上不小心被别人踩了脚，

正纳闷儿是哪个不看路的 只见一抬头，一老外出现在我眼前

接着他赶忙说了句：I‘m sorry.

我心里乐了，这个我知道，接着回了句：I’m sorry too.

那老外问道：what are you sorry for?

我心想，four不是四吗，接着赶忙说了句：I'm sorry five.

One day, i walked in a crowded street. suddently, i was stepped by a man.

i wondered who, while i rised my head, a foreigner appeared in front of me.

and he quickly apologized to me : i'm sorry.

i understanded him, and then i said: i'm sorry too.

he was surprised and asked: what are you sorry for?

i think i know that number, so i reply him,: i'm sorry five.

-There is a deer who doesn't have eye.What is its name?

-No idea.(no eye deer)

—一只没有眼睛的鹿叫什么？

—不知道。（没眼的鹿）