要英语笑话，超级短，能在word里写3个的，但是要好玩

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's. What'sthematterwithyou,askedthedoctor. Ihavebeenbrokenall!,saidthefool. Brokenall,what'sitmean?,thedoctorwassurprised. Then,thefoolpointedtohisheadandsaid:Ouch!Thereissomethingwrongwithmyhead.afterthat,hepointedtohisbackandsaid:ouch,mybackhurt.then,hetouchhisnoseandsaid:ouch,mynosehurt…… Thedoctorthoughtawhileandsaid:youhaveabadfinger 从前，有个傻瓜去看医生。那医生问他有什么病。那傻瓜说他全身伤了。那医生很疑惑。接着，那傻瓜用手指着头说：“很痛，我的头伤了。”接着，有指着背，鼻子，说它们都伤了。 那医生想了一会儿，说：“你的手指伤了。”

小学水平的简短英语小笑话

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't asleep, the man answered. Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed. I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说:“先生，醒醒!” “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”