同音词笑话 古代

有个以“诗才”自居的纨绔子弟，人称“诗秀才”。他听说欧阳修善于吟诗作赋，决心与之一较诗才，于是上门寻访。途中，诗秀才看见路旁有一株枇杷树，长得特别古拙，不由诗兴顿发，吟哦起来：“路旁一古树，两枝大丫杈。”吟完后却续不出下句来。这时，忽听背后有人续吟道：“未结黄金果，先开白玉花行慎做。”秀才听了不由得点头赞许，于是邀这个陌生人结伴同行。二人来至河边，见一群鸭子扑入河中，秀才为了挽回面子，又吟道：“一群档衡好鸭婆，一同跳下河。”左想右想又接不下去了。这时陌生人再续两句：“白翼分清水，红掌荡绿波。”秀才拱手道：“好，想不到你老兄也会哼哼两句，那我们一同去拜访欧阳修吧！”

二人来到渡口，上了渡船，风吹水面，微波荡漾，心里一高兴就高声吟诵起来：“诗人同乘舟，去访欧阳修。”陌生人哈哈孝颤大笑，接着吟道：“修已知道你，你还不识修（羞）！”

英语同音词笑话急！在线等！！15分悬赏！急！

一、

I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!

All that I said was Hi Jack, but very loud.

Submitted by Carcelli's family

Hi Jack---hijack

二、

There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size.

Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?

I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).

Submitted by David Trimingham

8---ate

三、

A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly.

A man came up from behind and he wanted to pass her. He opened the window and yelled, Pull over! Pull over!

The lady yelled back, No, it's a sweater!

Submitted by: Britt Bolving Hansen

pull over---pullover

四、

Teacher: Rumiko, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money!

Rumiko: Oh, no. I left it open so I can get more money.

Teacher: How can you get more money?

Rumiko: The weather report said we would have some change in our weather!

Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka Anonymouse

change零钱---change变化

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