最短英语绘本(小笑话)

1.The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take adive in a nearby lake. He didn''t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.

天气酷热。一个人拼着命扎进附近的湖里。他没带任何泳具。有谁会注意呢？ 这里只有他独自一人，于是他光着身子跳进水里。

2.Man:Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:So that you will love them.

Man:But why did you make them so dumb?

God:So that they will lov you.

男子：你为什么让女人生得那么美？

上帝：这样你才会爱上她们呀！

男子：可你为什么又让女人那么笨呢？

上帝：这样她们才会爱上你呀！

3.After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.

在度过了令人惬意的凉爽的一刻之后，两位老年妇女朝他游泳的湖畔走来。

4.Father:Is the school closed today?

Son:No,Dad.It’s poen.I came home early.

Father:How did you do that?

Son:I told my teacher I had a new baby brother and had to come home

and help you.

Father:But your mother has had twins.You’ve got a baby brother and a

baby sister.

Son:Yes,I know,Dad.I’m saving up my baby sister for next week.

父亲：今天学校放假了吗？

儿子：没有，爸爸。我提前回来了。

父亲：为什么？

儿子：我跟老师说，我有一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。

父亲：但是你妈妈生了双胞胎，你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。

儿子：是的，我知道，爸爸，我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。

求搞笑英语 什么都行

搞笑史上的中国英语

1 ． we two who and who ？ > 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2 ． how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3 ． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不 鸟我，我也 不 鸟你

4 ． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝

6 ． you me you me 彼此彼此

7 ． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！

8 ． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知 …

9 ． WATCH SISTER > 表妹

10 ． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤 ，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11 ． American Chinese not enough 美中不足

12 ． heart flower angry open 心花怒放

13 ． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

14 ．小明： I am sorry!

老外： I am sorry too!

小明： I am sorry three!

老外： What are you sorry for?

小明： I am sorry five!

15 ． If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

16 ． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年 25 。

17 ． you have two down son 。你有两下子。

18 ． as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！